Illumination at the Lighting Showroom

Light imitates art.
Light imitates art.

So we bought this old house in Providence, as you know already if you have been reading this blog.  It’s in fairly good shape: quite comfortable inside, has a new kitchen, central air conditioning, and acceptable plumbing.  There is ample opportunity, however, for updating some of the rooms to make them a bit brighter and more appealing.

We have plenty of windows, but could use some better interior lighting.  We thought we’d start by getting a new chandelier for the dining room, and also add some recessed lights and a ceiling fixture to the living room.  This should give us a lovely layering of light throughout the downstairs.  Our electrician agrees, and can install these lights for us, but after inspecting the house he gave us the bad news that he needs to replace our overloaded breaker box and much of our wiring.  Although we had hoped to hear that our wiring is safe, efficient and ready for any kind of demand, the news was not entirely unexpected.  (Kind of like how I always hope my doctor will say, “You are in great shape, and you can eat ice cream more and exercise less.”  And he actually says, “You should get a colonoscopy.”)

Since we have to get that electrical stuff done, we figured we’d go ahead and replace all of the lighting fixtures throughout the house that we don’t like, i.e., most of them.  We went to the lighting showroom with a list of the rooms that we want to transform into clean, well-lighted places.  Our very helpful sales rep, Mark, let us wander around the showroom gazing up at lights for a while.  Then he listened patiently to our rambling and not-always-coinciding descriptions of the types of lighting fixtures we like, explained about LED vs. incandescent lighting, and brought out catalogs for the three of us to page through.

For our foyer, Jeff and I both liked a pendant light from Hinkley called “Mondrian”.  It’s interesting but not too dramatic, a composition of clear and semi-opaque glass rectangles and squares fitted into a metal box frame.  Here’s an advertising photo of a hipster couple lounging under two Mondrian lights.

Extreme coolness
Extreme coolness

I jotted down the name, and we continued looking at other options.  After a while Jeff said, “I think I like that Mandarin light the best.”  I said, “It’s Mondrian.”  Mark said, “Do you want me to look up the model number for the Mandarin light?”  I said, “Yes, but it’s Mondrian, not Mandarin.”  Jeff said, “I thought it was Mandarin.”  Mark said, “Yeah, it’s Mandarin, like the chicken.”  I said, “No, it’s M O N D R I A N, you know, like Piet Mondrian, the artist?”  Blank stares.  “C’mon guys, Mondrian, the painter who did those abstract paintings with colorful rectangles and squares.”  More blank stares.  I searched using my phone and brought up a couple of images to show them.  Jeff said, “Oh yeah, that looks familiar.”  Mark shook his head, and called out to another sales rep, “Hey Billy, come over here and look at this.”  Then, “You ever see anything like this, what’s it, not Mandarin but something else?”  I said, “It’s Mondrian.”  “Nope, never seen anything like that,” Billy replied after looking at the images displayed on my phone.  “But we don’t get out much around here!”

Piet Mondrian, Composition with Large Red Plane, Yellow, Black, Gray and Blue
Piet Mondrian: Composition with Large Red Plane, Yellow, Black, Gray and Blue

We had a good laugh, then finished selecting the rest of our lights.  As we were getting ready to leave, Mark said, “You guys are funny.  You should come here more often.  And I learned something about art today!”  As we were driving home, Jeff said, “That Monderan light is going to look great in our foyer.”  And I, ever the straight man, said, “It’s Mondrian.”

Our current chandelier: shabby chic or just shabby?
Our current chandelier: shabby chic or just shabby?

Driving Myself Crazy in Providence

Which way do I go?
Which way do I go?

I have no sense of direction.  After I’ve lived in a place for a few years, I’ll have a mental map of routes from my home to various places.  But if I make a wrong turn on the way or come upon a construction detour or a closed bridge, all is lost.  And so am I.

Given my lack of navigation skill and my scant experience with city driving, I was nervous to sally forth by car into Providence after we moved here.  My Honda CRV sat idly in the driveway of our new home, collecting pollen and leaves and getting bonked by acorns.  “We live in a walkable neighborhood,” I told myself.  “Who needs to drive?”  I have no sense of direction, but I do have a sense of when it’s time to get going.  So after a few weeks of denial, I started assigning myself small car trips to force myself out of the driveway and onto the road.

I’ll admit to having and often using the GPS app on my phone – it’s an essential tool for an involuntary wanderer like me – but since I wanted to learn my way around Providence, I made a point of rarely consulting my little electronic best friend.  Besides, the GPS just delivers you to your destination; it doesn’t help you find a parking place once you get there.  If only life were like the movies, where you pull up to the museum, train station or busy nightclub and glide into a big parking space right in front!

One of my first Providence car trips was to a yoga studio a few miles away.  I have to weave through a hubbub of street construction, but I eventually find the building.  Then I look for a place to park.  Here’s a spot on Congdon Street!  Oh no, that sign says no parking between 8 and 10 a.m.  Ok, I’ll park here on Benefit Street.  Nope, one-hour parking only.  How about farther up on Benefit where there’s no sign?  Maybe, but the only car on the block is booted, so maybe not.  Free three-hour parking on Meeting Street, great!  But then I’ll have to walk four blocks down, and later up, a very steep hill.  I circle back to North Main, squeeze past all the traffic cones and flaggers, and find a two-hour metered space a couple of blocks from the studio.  At this point I really need some yoga.  And a drink.

As time has passed I’ve driven more, reached all my destinations, and found places to park.  I’ve been able to relax a bit and take note of my surroundings.  The first thing I noticed was: a lot of other drivers just like me!  People frowning in concentration, gripping the steering wheel tightly, craning their necks to look for street signs, one-way signs and stop signs, ready to slam on the brakes for cyclists, runners, pedestrians, and Pokemon Go players.  Stop signs are particularly cagey; one might be hiding behind a shrub or tree, leaning toward the ground, or lurking on the LEFT side of the road.  Street signs are often missing.  Which doesn’t actually matter all that much because streets change names at will.  Upton becomes Doyle, Goldsmith becomes Wriston, Abbott becomes Larch.  (Or “The Larch”, as either Jeff or I will announce dramatically every time we pass it.  That’s hysterically funny to any Monty Python fan in the car.  And really annoying to any other unfortunate person in the car.)

Many of the street names on the East Side are uplifting or even inspiring.  We have a street named after the “Father of Geometry”, Euclid.  And a street named for Magellan, the great explorer who died while looking for the Spice Islands.  I prefer to think about the “great explorer” part of that rather than the “died while looking” part.  We have Neighbors Lane, Benefit and Benevolent Streets, Angell and Hope.

Now that I feel more comfortable driving around Providence, I sometimes turn on my GPS to see where it will take me.  The other day it said, “Use the right lanes to turn left onto North Main Street.”  I turned off the GPS and found my own way home.